Sunday gone: It's an all hyped all new acts top three this week, headed by Mika getting the second ever download only number 1. You know, I could almost bring myself to actually like him if it wasn't for the spoken bits in this song being so incredibly irritating. Just Jack is at 2 (and he would have been number one under the old rules, ha) and is pretty much the opposite to Mika in that his current single is enjoyable but I have a feeling that it will be a bad thing to ever hear from him again.
The View go up to 3 on full release, presumably selling to people too young to remember "Brimful Of Asha". Jojo is also a riser to 4, with Leona Lewis and Eric Prydz tumbling as a result of all this new activity. So with the new rules, does this top five feel a little... unearned? Even less worth anything than normal? Well, yeah, actually. But then it is January, long the season for Mercury Rev to score hits and unexceptional records to climb to unrealistic heights. If we have the same feeling come March, then there's a problem.
The Ordinary Boys probably can't believe their luck re the Celebrity Big Brother furore reminding people of that Preston guy from last year's just in time for their new single (ok, that part must be deliberate) - it's enough to put it up to 7. Not-so-secret Manics fan Jamie T goes up to 9 with "Calm Down Dearest".
Five years on from "Bad Babysitter", Princess Superstar neatly gets her second number 11 single thanks to Mason's "Exceeder", although that might be ruined by a rise next time; Klaxons creep up to 14; The Good, The Bad And The Queen scrape into the top twenty this time around.
Oh and there's some silliness as Chris Moyles tells his listeners to download Billie's "Honey To The Bee" and it's enough to get it to number 17. Which is not too high for January and thus rather a relief, although it's still difficult to imagine Ms. Piper herself actually being too pleased for everyone to be reminded of it. Actually, the msot interesting thing is that is solves the mystery of what else Hear'say's "Pure And Simple" was assembled from apart from "Never Ever" and "All Around The World".
Lower down the forty, Guillemots' awful rerecording of "Annie, Let's Not Wait" (but hey, it has a nice video!) is their second biggest hit yet at 27; The Fray are at 29 two months before their single is released and will presumably soon be as huge here as in the US; and we get a first sighting of My Chemical Romance's new single at 38, one place behind "Welcome To The Black Parade".
Just outside we have The Gossip's "Standing In The Way Of Control" maybe because of that advert for that program that it is on? I don't know. And love her or hate her, Lady Sovereign sure is an obsession at, er, 48. To put it in brave new chart world context, that's three places ahead of "Eye Of The Tiger" and all of five ahead of The Jackson 5.
Amy Winehouse is still number one album, still nothing else interesting happening. Unless you count people buying The Fratellis again, but we'll try to forget about that one.
Sunday coming: No change looking likely for the top two, but Mason/Princess are heading for 3. Other new entries or rises coming up from:
My Chemical Romance!
Klaxons!
Little Man Tate!
Bloc Party!
Fall Out Boy!
And Amy Winehouse is going to be deposed from the top of the albums by the combined efforts of The View, The Good, The Bad and The Queen. See, this could get easily confusing.
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