21.4.06

Dirty Pretty Things/Plan B/Captain/GoodBooks/Fields/New Rhodes at Camden Crawl (20/04/06)

So in the end I managed to see 3 of the bands that I recommended in my previous feature - the queue for The Pipettes was too long and Guillemots were scheduled at an inconvenient time at Koko, way too far away from most of the places I was going. And for secret (where secret means 'announced clearly on the programme') headliner I chose Dirty Pretty Things, a good move I think after reading about the queues for The Futureheads and no-one being able to see Supergrass unless they got there hours earlier.

Started off with New Rhodes at Colour, which was too small to actually provide a stage, and a decent start it was - they're a good if unspectacular live band and it turns out they do have a few more songs which match You've Given Me Something That I Can't Give Back for brisk pop goodness, The History Of Britain probably being the pick of them.
Dirty Pretty Things


The next three all fall into the category of bands who I really liked the sounds of from a few tracks on their Myspace, and nicely demonstrate the variable success rate of such an approach. Fields, playing the rather larger Lock17, were the disappointment of the night - some impressively gigantic noisy climaxes to build up to but not enough songs to go with it and the icy electronic element of their sound on record almost completely drowned. Their two singers (one male, one female) singing everything in unison just seemed to give an impression of neither of them being confident enough in their own right too, and the two songs that I'd already heard (Song For The Fields and If You Fail, We All Fail) were both great but easily the highlights and played first and last as if they knew it full well themselves.
Fields


GoodBooks, on the other hand, were magnificent beyond a degree which could reasonably be expected - superficially probably most similar to The Futureheads but adding a scale and scope more reminiscent of Hope Of The States or British Sea Power at their best to a base of jerky post-punk and electronic beats. With almost every song instantly awe-inspiring, it will be a surprise if they are playing anywhere as small as the out-of-the-way Bullet Bar this time next year, World War One monster Paschendale (including a brief diversion into Billie Jean) probably the finest of a very fine bunch.
GoodBooks


Captain, also playing the Bullet Bar, fell somewhere between the two. There was a certain similarity to Fields, not least in the male-female vocals, but aside from the occasionally icky and offputting loving look to each other that wasn't a problem as they had much more confidence. They had a lot more stronger songs too, with their glistening pop showing more than a hint of pleasing darkness live, although a 45-minute set still seemed slightly too long at this stage.
Captain


Plan B had to be admired simply for not totally losing a crowd largely waiting for Dirty Pretty Things, with a captivating mad-eyed intensity which lasted for the whole of his set. Not so sure on the music though, and his raps started to get a bit repetitive even in the space of under half an hour - I lost count of the number of 'and then I was 14!'s.
Plan B


Dirty Pretty Things, finally, played much exactly the same set as last time that I saw them, to slightly diminishing effect, although that might have been something to do with the fact that my feet were killing me by this time.
Dirty Pretty Things

Thanks to Ada for photos.

19.4.06

Mornington Crescent (part 7)

Part seven of a guide to fifty-something mostly new bands, tied loosely together by their prescence on the bill of this year's Camden Crawl. See the whole lot together here.


The Pistolas
Website
Myspace
More of more of the same post-punk with nothing remarkable at all. Avoid.


Plan B
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Myspace

Acoustic-guitar toting rapper, recently heard on xfm constructing a hypnotic track round samples of Radiohead's finest moment Pyramid Song, though I missed what the song was. More fascinating than outright enjoyable in general at the moment but might be worth keeping track of. Could be worse.


The Rifles
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Myspace

Just after The Pistolas we have The Rifles, who clearly want to be The Jam rather than Gang Of Four, but still don't bring anything much of interest to their attempts. Avoid.


The Rogers Sisters
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Myspace
Despite being named after the Rogers sisters in the band there's actually a guy in the band as well who does many of the vocals, which is a distracting start. Anyway, it's very competent but unremarkable garage rock. Forgotten them already.


Rumble Strips
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Myspace

See The OnOffs. Only with a bit more brass.
Forgotten them aready.


Shit Disco
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Myspace

They'd have to be bloody good to overcome a name like that, and they aren't really. Funky enough dance-punk but it's actually a bit too polite! Forgotten them already
.


The Slits
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Myspace

Reforming veteran punks (who, er, recently played a gig at Selfridges department store) with a large hint of reggae who I had somehow not actually heard before. The cover of Heard It Through The Grapevine in particular is great fun. Worth checking out
.


S. Rock Levinson
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Myspace

More uninspiring post-punk with particularly nasty whiny vocals. This is starting to get a bit tiring, you know... Avoid.



The Spinto Band
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Myspace

See recent live review. Or in short: great fun, especially live. Recommended listening.



The Sunshine Underground
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Myspace

As with The Pistolas. Avoid.



Sway
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Myspace

Leading light of UK rap, I couldn't really tell you if there's any better but his stuff is certainly sparky and almost always very funny. Favourite line has to be the one after he is asked for an autograph by a kid: "Mum, is this how you spell Lemar?" Worth checking out.



Switches
Myspace
Powerpop which made a bad first impression thanks to, er, individual vocals but soon begins to win over through sheer catchiness. Could be worse.


V//Formation
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Myspace

Some rather lovely slow building indie which isn't quite ruined by overly angsty vocals. Reminds of The Veils, apart from the bits where they try to be the Arcade Fire, nothing quite takes off as it could though. Unless that's just the effect on listening to fifty bands. Could be worse.



Wolfmother
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Myspace

Holy shit, their first song on myspace has 141,000 plays! That's more than anyone else in this whole piece probably. They may or may not all have been thinking 'This sure sounds like the Top Of The Pops theme' (the old one, they may or may haven lost track of it now). Horribly overdramatic Led Zeppelin worship, here. Avoid.

Chartsengrafs (19/04/06)

Slightly delayed weekly look back (and forward) at the UK charts.

So, as predicted last week, Gnarls Barkley stayed number one on Sunday, with Shayne Ward at 2 barely making it past half their sales figure with No Promises, seemingly a song bolted together entirely from discarded bits of old Daniel Bedingfield ballads.
This week he's going to be comfortably number one in the album charts though, with sales that will be very high if not quite at an Arctic Monkeys level. So it does look like he may yet prove more of a viable career proposition than McManus or Brookstein, although surely only if he's given some songs which aren't utter shit.
Lower down Sunday's chart, Hard-Fi had the inevitable weekend tail-off to end up at 14, again, Jamie Foxxxxx only got to 16 and Lorraine recovered slightly to a still disappointing 29.
On pre-release downloads, Infernal made 34 (heading for 3 on full release), Fall Out Boy 26 (set to become another top ten hit, somehow) and Rihanna entered at 5, which is going to be turned into 2 this week, still behind the all-conquering Gnarls.
Finally, The Flaming Lips' Yeah Yeah Yeah Song looks set to make the top 20 and probably become their biggest hit ever. Not bad for over 20 years into their career.

18.4.06

I am the news (18/04/06)

(Yes, apologies for the title)


Charts tomorrow, thanks to the usual bank holiday delay.

Mornington Crescent (part 6)

Part six of a guide to fifty-something mostly new bands, tied loosely together by their prescence on the bill of this year's Camden Crawl. See also part five here.


Mumm-Ra
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Myspace
Pleasant, tuneful indie but ultimately lacks the hooks or ideas to make too much of an impression. Forgotten them already.


NeatPeople
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Myspace

'NeatPeople strike a blow against the homogeneity of the charts and the carbon copy posturing of too-cool-for-school indie boys' apparently. Er, right. Anyway, they supported The Bluetones on their last tour and anyone still following them is likely to like this a lot too - brassy, very catchy guitar pop with a lot of charm and a little style. Worth checking out.


New Rhodes
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Myspace

Still somewhat of a mystery how their fantasticly breezy single You've Given Me Something That I Can't Give Back (more than a touch of The Smiths, there) managed to sneak into the top 40 in early 2005, especially considering that they've done nothing of note since and all by disappeared. Even on just the basis of that song though, probably worth checking out.


Pink Grease
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Myspace

The available songs are so poorly recorded that it's almost difficult to pick out if there is any potential here but just about deserve the benefit of the doubt. Pleasingly tasteless electro-glam which flirts with chaos to no great ill effect. Worth checking out, perhaps.


Paolo Nutini
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Myspace

Ah, I thought that that was too many half-decent acts in a row. Time for some plodding, deeply average singer-songwriter stuff.
Avoid.


The OnOffs
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Myspace

Bluesy, none-more-retro rock which sounds quite a lot like The Zutons without any saxophone or particularly great tunes to add much interest. Forgotten them already
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The Paddingtons
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Myspace

Urgh.
Avoid at all costs.


The Pipettes
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Myspace

Admittedly all that they are really doing to set themselves apart is to lovingly recreate a different section of music past (sugary Sixties girl-group pop) to everyone else, but having not listened to them before they actually turn out to be much better in practise than in theory - so well done it's rather irresistable. Recommended listening.

17.4.06

Mornington Crescent (part 5)

Part five of a guide to fifty-something mostly new bands, tied loosely together by their prescence on the bill of this year's Camden Crawl. See also part four here.


Howling Bells
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Myspace
Aussie four-piece seemingly attracting PJ Harvey comparisons all round on the basis of little more than having a female singer. Much better than their name suggests, but their eerie, brooding rock never quite makes the impression it should. Good live from past experience though. Just about worth checking out.


Humanzi
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Myspace

Irish support to the likes of Hard-Fi and Dirty Pretty Things, some half decent snarling rock songs don't quite answer the question of whether we really need another Kasabian. Forgotten them already.


Klaxons
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Myspace

A messy, uncoordinated combination of post-punk, actual punk, electronica and tuneless singing which only really seems to work at the messiest moments. Potentially entertaining though I wouldn't recommend with any confidence. Could be worse.


Larrikin Love
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Myspace

Thoroughly enjoyable supporting Elbow in February, but that was seemingly largely due to guitar problems forcing them to fall back on violin-led folk dance, a much more attractive proposition than their usual faux-raggae and erratic Mystery Jets-meet-Libertines style
. Probably best avoid.


Les Incompetents
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Myspace

Dirty Pretty Things are a much, much better Libertines tribute band.
Avoid.


Lethal Bizzle
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Myspace

To be able to appreciate, or even offer comment on, all types of music would be great but with relentlessly noisy rap like this I feel way too out of my depth to actually offer a verdict at all, except to say that the remix (well, it's more of a destruction) on myspace of The Rakes' 22 Grand Job is definitely hilarious.



Louie
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Myspace

More sub-sub-Libertines bollocks, taking unoriginality to an extra level on Young Evil Souls with an astonishingly brazen theft of the riff from Bloc Party's Helicopter.
Avoid at all costs.


The Maccabees
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Myspace

Single Latchemere is more retro post-punk but manages to rise above nearly anything else of the sort here by the virtue of being very well-played and more importantly having hugely entertaining silly lyrics about a leisure centre sung in a this-is-no-joking-matter way. They don't have anything else up on Myspace to quite match it but it's nice to not have to write them off completely. Worth checking out
.


The Marshals
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Myspace

The very first band on the list to not offer complete songs on their website or Myspace page (something to do with being signed to Vertigo?) which is a reason to turn against them right from the start. Missing out on more of what sounds like Mansun if they didn't have any ideas at all beyond a pale replication of their peers isn't too much of a hardship though.
Avoid.


The Mitchell Brothers
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Myspace

Signed to Mike Skinner's label, guest appearances don't help the feeling that it's often a poor imitation of his own stuff, with too little to say and not even said that well. Listen to Harvey Nicks and the only funny or memorable part is Sway's brief contribution, more on him in a bit though.
Avoid.


Morning Runner
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Myspace

Who exactly decided that they could be the next Coldplay? The album makes it sound like they could have done with a while longer before being forced down the unwilling public's throats, but actually has some very fine moments (It's Not Like Everyone's My Friend and Work among them) which amid their bluster somehow turn a certain bewildered awkwardness into an asset in a similar manner to their live shows.
Worth checking out if you haven't already made up your mind.

16.4.06

Someone Says

I haven't looked at DrownedInSound's forums for quite a long time now, but somehow within minutes of doing so I managed to stumble across Tom Smith of Editors, or at least claiming to be him, defending his band against an onslaught of bile (in the long post just over a quarter of the way down). Weirdly funny stuff.

The Picture Show (16/04/06)

Certainly the best week yet - click pics for videos as ever. (apologies for the not even up to the normal standard images as I'm stuck without Photoshop)

Pet Shop Boys - I'm With Stupid
Would the new Pet Shop boys video have still been enough of an event to get a premiere on Channel 4 if it didn't feature David Walliams and Matt Lucas of Rock Profiles and Bluetones B-side guest appearance fame? Whatever, it's very funny indeed, particularly the very end. Thanks to Popjustice for posting this originally.

Hot Chip - Boy From School
A less instant single than Over And Over but no less brilliant, album 'The Warning' has already been geting a lot of praise and it's not even out for another month. Oh yeah, and this video is one of the best for ages. Think Neil Buchanan... Thanks to Soundbites for this one.

Will Young - Who Am I
And continuing the kids' TV theme, this really rather clever video which sees Will inserted into Blue Peter in the past. Probably actually best watched online where you might not see the joins quite as obviously.

15.4.06

Mornington Crescent (part 4)

Part four of a guide to fifty-something mostly new bands, tied loosely together by their prescence on the bill of this year's Camden Crawl. See also part three here.


Fields
Myspace
Bound to suffer from the fact that they are not, as it turns out, the same thing as Field Music, they do still have an impressive line in atmospheric indie with a hint of electronica. If You Fail We All...'s crystalline prettiness in particular worth checking out. Recommended listening.



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Myspace

Having already seen them as a support band twice, I'm already well aware that I find their frenzied, unrelenting At The Drive-In impression briefly hilarious and then deeply irritating. Slightly more tolerable on record for what it's worth, but not by much. Avoid.


The Fratellis
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Myspace

A bad choice of name (although nothing compared to their song The Gutterati) as there appear to be at least two bands sharing it. One of them have apparently now changed their name to The Lurios and are jangly and slightly forgettable, much recommended over this tuneless derivative horror though. Avoid at all costs.


GoodBooks
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Myspace

Currently gaining good reviews all round for their debut single, they tie together various strands of recently popular indie into twitchily catchy, surprisingly cohesive songs, with Walk With Me and Paschendale treading a line somewhere between British Sea Power, Clor and Franz Ferdinand to much better effect than that sounds.
Recommended listening.


Guillemots
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Myspace

You probably already know my views on them (AMAZING) but their imagination stands out all the more among some of the company here. If you haven't them yet then, well, why not?
Recommended listening.


The Holloways
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Myspace

Just like Portishead, not in the actually being any good at all sense but in being named after their home town.
Actually, their music is very slightly above average for the kind of punk revival stuff that there's far too much of here, but as for the lyrics... Well, here are some examples from Great Britain (as copied from their myspace, where they are proudly available for public display):

'So this is great britain and welcome aboard
A sinking ship thats full of shit and someone nicked the oars
A failing false economy
an anti-punk automony
OUr once unique Identity's
Been washed from our shores

In a land of hope and glory
do we really rule the waves?
The truth is a different story
We're all just a bunch of slaves'

Avoid at all costs. Unless you love The Others, I guess.

14.4.06

A mystery solved

Referrals indicate that at least a couple of other people have searched for why Guillemots' brilliant We're Here didn't appear in the UK charts at all a few weeks ago and I've found out the answer - it's because they ran a competition with the prize of playing a gig in someone's house, which fans had to buy a copy of the single (and get it signed) to enter. Which is a real shame, although not as much as the fact that I didn't win of course...

13.4.06

Snow Patrol at Koko (12/04/06)

Playing second after Desert Hearts' blandly noisy rock, The Spinto Band have an amazing jerky energy both musically and physically (almost all six of them dance or hop around constantly) which makes their entire set of bouncy, lunatic guitar pop (a bit like the madder
bits of The Coral's debut album with darkness and blues replaced by sunny harmonies) a total joy to watch. The only slight worry is that at first this energy seems to be all that's carrying them through a lack of much in the way of good songs, but later Direct To Helmet and Oh Mandy, among others, suggest that there is at least a little substance there to back it up. They even get away with all bringing out kazoos for the final song.

Gary makes a point (do you see?)

Snow Patrol are here to preview new album 'Eyes Open' and do an impressively good job of it - rock theatrics are not exactly whats expected but the likes of a thudding, thrilling Hands Open are well suited to jumping on and off drumkits and acting like this is an arena already. Even new single You're All That I Have is somehow transformed from a damp squib on record into a fantastic highlight. With these and others (Open Your Eyes, Shut Your Eyes, etc.) more universal than ever, they could probably just as easily have played a lot more new songs without throwing Chocolate and Spitting Games in almost immediately and still have kept the audience as rapt.
In fact somewhat surprisingly, considering that Gary Lightbody's speciality in both Snow Patrol and The Reindeer Section has long been naked confessionals, its the slower new ones which fall flat, Chasing Cars in particular the one new song which goes from sounding like a scaled up version of the better bits of 'Final Straw' to actually sounding like a calculated attempt at replicating Run's success. One particularly lovely (and naggingly familiar) new acoustic song also turns out to actually be a stripped down version of Grazed Knees from 'Final Straw'. Oops. There is still aching beauty here though with possibly the best song of the set An Olive Grove Facing The Sea. This is one of only two songs played from their first two albums (the other is debut single Starfighter Pilot) which is a shame but very understandable - they're dedicated to 'the seven people who bought this at the time', although it's perhaps worth remembering that barely any more bought 'Final Straw' on its first release in 2003.
Even fantastic old songs don't exactly offer the same kind of pleasure as over a thousand people belting out the final lines of Run in unison anyway, with Gary looking at this point like he can't believe his luck. On tonight's evidence they don't have any more songs to quite match it since but with another impressive album it could be a look he'll repeat more in the year to come.

(thanks to Kate for the picture. And for saving a space and everything)

11.4.06

Chartsengrafs (11/04/06)

Two weeks' worth of the UK charts in one go each Tuesday from now on...

Crazy
On Sunday Gnarls Barkley held on to number one, more than doubling their downloads in the process to be a runaway winner even without taking similarly large physical sales into account. At nearly 200,000 sold in a week, it is a really massive hit and past what anyone managed last year without the help of Comic Relief, X Factor or Jamster buying up every single ad break going.
And this Sunday they'll still be there, comfortably holding off the challenge of Shayne Ward, without even needing extra help from a clever further staggering of the release - only CD singles were released last week and this week the vinyls were added. The last time a reality TV winner made number one with their second single was Gareth Gates way back in mid 2002.
Shayne will be replacing U2 and Mary J Blige's awful version of One at two, which rose 17 places turned out to not be a flop at all but in fact just hadn't been (physically) released yet. Expect a lot more of this confusion to come. The only other new single heading for the top ten this week is Hard-Fi's Better Do Better, rather remarkably for a SIXTH single from 'Stars Of CCTV'.
Further down last Sunday, The Zutons made the top ten for the first time, Michael Jackson only made 17 his latest pointless reissue and Belle & Sebastian made 25, continuing to take up a just-off-the-mainstream space left by Super Furry Animals when 'Love Kraft' flopped. Although they have a while to go yet to match their impressive record of nineteen top 40 hits without ever reaching the top 10. The Charlatans (28) are slipping ever further from success and D4L (29) had me thinking that they were D4 for a second. Although I don't think that they would call a song Laffy Taffy.
And the forthcoming midtable entries this Sunday - Trina, Jamie Foxx, Gorrillaz (extending their run of singles from Demon Days a little too far with a double A-side), Duels and Fall Out Boy, although that one is on downloads only. Popist favourites Lorraine bring up the rear, disappointingly on the edge of the top 40.

In the albums, last week Morrissey made number one ('Heaven knows he's happy now' headlines all round) and this week he'll be replaced by The Streets, seemingly unhindered by scathing reviews. Weirdly just under two years ago their albums were also released a week apart, with 'You Are The Quarry' removing 'A Grand Don't Come For Free' on that occasion, but from number 2 as Keane sat above them both. More on them when I hear their new single, reads like it will be interesting...